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Posts Tagged ‘Paris Hilton

Celeritous Celebrity

January 10, 2009

You’re really living in a small town when the lead story of its daily paper concerns a maiden from a nearby burg who’s chosen to be Paris Hilton’s “Best Freakin’ Friend”–oh, excuse me–”Best Friend Forever” (BFF). Things are worse than I thought: we’re victims of an invasion by Paris’ bogus celebrity. Let heaven and nature […]